Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
CC的创作力彻底枯竭只能靠抄旧的设定来苟延残喘，而且还没有能力圆好。新年嘛，喜剧一点倒也没错，只是太没有新意
和电影院一屋子小朋友看完了大耳朵图图……国庆快乐！
给老人之家的老人们办了个联欢会
如坐针毡，实在忍不了了，但是我儿子喜欢看，不打分好了。
没有想到一个幼儿向动画片居然演足了两个半小时。每当我觉得要结束的时候，又开始了下一幕……不用这么实在的导演！片子立意还是不错的。也算是非常有纪念意义的一部片子了。
片子本身还行，三颗星。配乐加一颗。最后处理的感觉像是现编的。想一出是一出。本来引入倒计时和数学方程式挺有意思，想着结尾怎么着也得是用魔法打败魔法（篡改方程式什么的）。结果羊脸直接上来抓人。一家子全落里边了。演技挺在线。
尴尬的剧情，我睡了足足半个小时～就当带娃打发时间了。关注老人的出发点蛮好的，就是剧情好牵强～
①说多有创意吧，就没什么感觉，因为每次轮回减一分钟这个设定被拍得根本没有紧迫感，而且CC明明是暗恋RTD，在处理死亡上面却深得魔法特真传，不仅没有实感还觉得无聊；②这么说吧，Dan的“还可以”是靠将Yaz变成花瓶实现的，这个剧情不就是很常见的“女主删了都没影响，反正看完你只记得她对主角有意思”么，明显的功能性角色；③硬挠胳肢窝逼你笑也就算了，有差不多20分钟的说教和无聊聊天完全可以删掉，整天想着给人上课确实是很爹哈，没想到博士过了三季还没搞明白自己的性别不是个爹（是也可以，但是伪君子+爹，要不直接叫英国岳不群？）；④音乐还行，终于意识到密密麻麻塞满音乐会让人窒息了呀。我算是摸清楚了，CC就是挖坑之后自觉在洞口铺稻草的，表面上好像没有坑/填了坑，实际上下一任过来一脚能摔进去半个人。
为yaz和doctor的cp加一星，磕好久了
这不是之前的剧情吗！？！？？把帅子王子小怪他们加进去，然后再来一次图图和牛爷爷的相识？设想是好的，加进去了关爱老年人元素，对没看过的人来说应该还不错，对情怀党就不怎么友好了
成年了为什么还在看图图？打开弹幕才知道这个电影其实整合了很多之前的剧情。可能这点确实不算有诚意，但是同时发现很多人都是和我一样的“大人”，还来看图图。我们的童年就是这样简单而理想的翻斗花园，长大了，世界残酷和无情的一面不断地显露，我们反而才更加怀念吧。怀念那个真的可以改变世界的小孩，怀念那个以为自己也可以做些什么的自己。
老套路… 买入搬入新居之前老外都不调查仔细的么？！ 母亲果敢，父亲就是工具人，存在感很低… 边看边猜最后的结局无非两个，happending或全军覆没… 满以为是第一个了，可惜最后的一开门~ 胸闷了！唉~
嗷 嗷 咚咚咚 哈哈哈哈 轰隆隆隆隆~
。。。Yaz的告白被B站删了，但这质量我也完全不想再看一遍原版。。。
给老人之家的老人们办了个联欢会
一般般吧，最喜欢的镜头也就是在结尾的地方。基本就是围绕这个数学公式，数学公式代表了一个邪恶的无限循环公式，主人公一家从进这个家开始就进入了这个循环公式里面，所以最后虽然女主救出了大女儿，但是在这个邪恶的计算公式里，即便走出了阁楼，打开门，即是无限的向上返回阁楼的路。所以住进这个宅子，留声机音乐放起来，就代表着就进入了无限循环模式，永远也出不去了。
女儿失踪，父母毫不焦虑，弟弟甚至玩起无人机，游戏室的墙开了，女主毫无反应。全程看不到魔鬼，最后一幕三个人数数莫名喜感。
炒冷饭 一分给可爱的图图 一分给最后童年歌曲串烧
很适合小朋友看的动画电影，讲述了儿童成长时期的小故事，很轻松易懂，小朋友看了很喜欢，而且还能得到教育，不难做坏事，否则总会有人你比较害怕，可以压住你的。国庆档中的小冷门，，还是很适合亲子带娃看。
本来还以为Sarah可能会成为新的同伴，因为这个角色塑造得真的不错。但是这集Yaz就，emmm……我觉得有点强行哦，CC不会是看了什么fan fiction觉得不错就真写这么一条线吧，但这条线注定be诶
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